Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Just Call Me Bob Villa















When I tell people I work for Habitat for Humanity in Costa Rica, there first reaction is usually, “cool, so you build houses?” When I explain that I manage an international volunteer program, I can see the excitement and interest drain from people´s faces. It’s palpable (for a more detailed and boring account of my job, please refer to an earlier blog posting).


Well now I can at least respond, “ocassionally I do build houses.” I finally organized and participated in a build with three other people from the Area Office. The two guys are Jayffer and Marco. Jayffer is a friendly guy that works in Finance and Marco works in the same department as me (Communications and Community Mobilization), shooting promotional and informational videos and shorts for Habitat LAC. He actually lived in Silver Spring for 6 months and is really cool, or tuanis, as they say here. We’ve hung out a couple of times and played soccer together. Lucy works in HR and I´ll leave it at that.

As for the location of the build, it was on a hillside in Naranjo, about 45 minutes west of San Jose. We helped level the floor with shovels and did various other things which aren’t interesting enough to explain. We also met the family that will eventually live there. It was a rewarding experience and it was nice to get out of the man-made prison that is my upholstered cubicle. I find that humming the theme to MacGyver or The A-Team really enhances viewing experience.


Pura Vida!

Panama- Bocas Del Toro




























I have to leave the country every three months to renew my tourist visa which is the perfect excuse to travel.

Bocas del Toro is to Costa Rica what Tijuana is to Southern California, but instead of unbridled debauchery, it’s more about the spectacular scenery. Bocas is a group of Caribbean islands located just across Costa Rica’s southern border with Panama. It’s a mandatory stop for those backpacking their way through Central America. And with its gorgeous beaches, low cost, and laid-back vibe, a lot of people get stuck there. Bocas has an afro-Caribbean culture nearly indistinguishable from what you find in Costa Rica on the Caribbean coast, except that there are more people of indigineous descent.

From San Jose, it was a 6 hour bus ride to the border, followed by a long drive in a shared taxi and a boat ride to the main island just as the sun was setting. It was my first solo trip since I’d been in Costa Rica. I had always tagged along with at least one other person and was curious to see how the dynamic would differ this time. But within minutes of sitting down to clobber my chicken dinner bought from a street vendor, I saw a friend from San Jose who was also staying at the hostel. I hung out with Emiel but also met a large group of backpackers. I even met a guy from Gaithersburg that had worked at the Housing Opportunities Commission and worked with one of the people I knew pretty well from working with her at the Council. I also met a cool Dutch girl that was the long lost twin of a former co-worker at my last job (I shall call her bizarro Colleen).

All the random travelers you meet from around the world is my favorite part of staying in hostels (it sure as hell isn’t the showers or the lack of privacy). I hung out with people from Norway, Sweden, Finland, the Netherlands, the U.S., Italy, Argentina, the UK, Switzerland, Germany, and Israel. I may have already mentioned this before, but I’ve been surprised by the large number of Israelis –especially traveling in groups- I’ve encountered.

One of the guys I met was a really funny 25 year old Israeli that was taking a year off to travel after completing his compulsory military service. He explained that it’s really common, kind of like a gap year but not sure what the term would be for the military equivalent. I asked him a little about his experience in the military and he matter-of-factly recounted directing bomb attacks and realizing that he was responsible for people being killed. It was quite sobering to meet someone younger that’s faced the insanity, danger and surrealness of war –someone that has made the decision to pull the trigger or drop a bomb. I only have one friend in the States that’s been in Iraq.

Without a doubt, I think the U.S. should have mandatory military service. Maybe it would compel people to think harder about the kinds of leaders they elect if they know they would (or their children) end up in the line of fire. Maybe they’d be less swayed by jingoistic slogans that seem pulled from Orwell’s 1984. Maybe more people would bother to vote. I always found it interesting that one of Nixon’s first acts as president was to eliminate the draft, which had the intended effect of greatly reducing the student protests to the Vietnam (and Cambodia incursion) War.

So back to Bocas. The main tourist activity consists of taking a water taxi to a beach or doing a tour. For this you have to round up or join a group of people to go with you because it lowers the price –which is also a function of how far your destination is and the cost of gas. The first day there we took the standard tour which included a trip through dolphin bay, snorkeling, and some time on Red Frog beach. To get to each point, you have to navigate through a winding maze of mangrove islands. I felt bad for the dolphins because everytime they would surface, our “captain” would aim the skiff towards them full speed so we could take pictures, then they’d freak out and disappear. We would wait with the engine in idle, and then repeat. After about 20 minutes everyone had managed at least one decent dolphin picture and it was onto snorkeling. You’re not allowed to wear fins where they took us so you don’t stand on the coral, which is verboten. I saw a few different kinds of fish and various coral formations, nothing too impressive, but it was fun and I wasn’t expecting the Great Barrier Reef either. After lunch at a small café on stilts, we headed to Red Frog beach, so named because of the red frogs there. We hung out for a bit until a wicked storm unleashed itself and we headed to the dock to find our water taxi. On the walk balk, a local boy showed us a red frog perched on a leaf in his left hand.

The next two days a group of us went to Wizard beach on the island of Bastimentos. We got lucky with the weather; it was sunny and there were some huge swells. A couple of us rented surfboards and attempted to surf the second day. I’ve never seen waves that big. I know I’ve said that before, but they seem to get bigger with every new beach I visit. At least with a surfboard, when the wave gets you, the board is essentially a flotation device attached to your leg. It’s also dangerous as hell if it hits you in the head though. I managed to stand up maybe twice and had some fairly epic wipeouts. My favorite one was when a large wave came in I decided to paddle for it only to try and bail at the last second. It was too late though and the wave sucked me in and forced me under in a sand blasting spin cycle. Louie, one of the guys that had rented a board and was also staying at the hostel, told me he saw it from shore and it looked pretty brutal. I still have no clue how to surf but I feel confident that I’m awesome at wiping out.

At night there were a couple of options to go out –beers cost around a dollar. One of the bars on the water has a sunken ship under its dock that they light up at night. People get drunk and jump in, naturally. There’s another bar that has taken it a step further; they have a diving board on the roof. Well actually, it’s a wooden plank. People get drunk, get naked, and jump in. Because really, what goes better than alcohol and a slippery plank over water? I was too sober and not in the mood to go back to the hostel soaking wet, but one of the English guys would go there every night and jump in naked. Life would be too boring if everyone made the adult decision anyways. It was fun to watch. Another bar we hit up every night was run by the same group that owned the hostel, a bunch of late 20 to early 30 something American guys who are fulfilling the male fantasy of moving to a tropical island with their friends and owning a hostel and bar.

I spent three full days in Bocas and had a blast. Undoubtedly one of the highlights of my time down here so far. And it’s actually cheaper then Costa Rica. I’m definitely going back in March. I met a lot of travelers that had originally planned on traveling more extensively in Costa Rica but ended up lingering at Bocas. I´ve also heard that they didn´t like the vibe in Costa Rica, that if felt too touristy and packaged. I´ve savored every minute of traveling in Costa Rica, but sadly, there is some truth to that. The only difference is that Panama is just beginning to get that level of foreign investment, a real estate development boon and an explosion in tourism. I´ll be interested to see if Bocas manages to retain its distinctive flavor several years from now.

I have to mention one thing that I wasn’t too keen on. There’s a huge police presence and they wield some meaty night-sticks, some of them long enough to double as walking sticks. They also go into the bars and look rather menacing. Maybe it’s a good thing because they make it safer for tourists, but it’s disconcerting. Also, you’re not allowed to walk around without your shirt on, even when you get back from the beach. To be clear, it’s not that you can’t eat at a restaurant or enter a store shirtless, that I would understand, but you can’t even walk down the street after coming from the beach. Weird!


Pura Vida!

Monday, October 8, 2007

More Pics from Bad Country








Mal Pais/ Santa Teresa

I was exhausted, my ribs were bruised, my body battered, my arms felt like they had been twisted behind my back in handcuffs all day, and every crevice of my body was filled with sand. No, I wasn’t at one of the CIA’s black sites (wait I forgot those don’t exist –and we also don’t torture people), I was learning how to surf. Diana, Nic, Izzy and I headed to Mal Pais/Santa Teresa for a long weekend with the goal of taking the first steps towards learning how to surf.

Mal Pais (Mahl Pah Eece) is a small outpost on the Pacific west of Montezuma that has become a surfing hot-spot in recent years. The original plan was to go to a surf camp and take classes, but once we learned the cost, we decided to have Nic teach Izzy and I. She learned how to surf while she was living in Hawaii for several years so her credentials were solid. More importantly, she accepted alcohol as payment so the classes were quite affordable.

Beginners usually start with a long board because it’s easier to stand up. The downside is that it’s hard to paddle through waves with them so if there’s not a break in the waves it’s hard to get past the whitewater (with shorter boards you can go under the waves). Whitewater is great practice though and we managed to stand up a couple of times. We spent the better part of the day just paddling through the choppy waves. Just when I thought I had cleared whitewater, a wave would set me back 15 meters (sidebar- I’m using the metric system because I’m in Costa Rica and it makes more sense) and it was back to paddling like I was escaping Alcatraz prison. Hopefully after enough times I’ll get to the point where I can enjoy surfing instead of it consisting of the grueling arm workout from hell.

Mal Pais is both a region and a town. We actually stayed in Santa Teresa which has a couple of surf shops, places to eat, tour operators, and not much else. The night life consisted of the four of us playing drinking Uno. It’s like Uno, but everytime something bad happens to you, you have to drink. It all depends on how you define bad which by the end of the night included just about everything. Surprisingly, it managed to hold our interest for two solid, booze filled nights.

Like the trip to Montezuma, this one involved three legs: a bus ride to Punta Arenas, a ferry ride to Paquera, and then a bus ride to Mal País. Fortunately the sun was out in full effect on the ferry ride back. Unfortunately, many fellow travelers did not possess the basic level of hygiene one would desire on a long bus ride. Le me present some simple etiquette tips to keep in mind you’re going to be taking a trip in close quarters for over an hour with strangers: 1) TAKE A FRIGGIN’ SHOWER AT LEAST 12 HOURS BEFORE THE TRIP STARTS! And NO, slathering on patchouli oil IS NOT a substitute for showering and properly cleaning one’s undercarriage 2) Make sure your clothes don’t smell like a dead monkey’s fecund colon. This is especially important when you’re standing next to my seat and your dank ass board shorts are in my face. 3) Use deodorant. Liberally. And NO, patchouli oil IS NOT a substitute for deodorant.

Lastly, I’ve included some gratuitous pics of Izzy and Diana sleeping in various positions throughout the trip. I was quite impressed with the level of creativity and the number of different positions they employed. I also couldn’t help but admire their ability to sleep virtually anywhere under any circumstances, skills any homeless person would envy.

Pura Vida!